Colposinquanonia

name's richard. carolina crown guard 2013 & 2014. future nurse. united states navy. hyperactive blogger. enjoy, kiddos.

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erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post
Anonymous: "whats your diet?"

vroengard:

tea, crumpets, and ass

lmpossibleprincess:

when your hunty has the tea but wont spill it

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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Please be gay, please be gay.
— Every Gay Boy (via boys-and-suicide)

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zodiacbaby:

a straight man: hey dude

me:

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em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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